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Here's a picture of me in the hammock

Brunching with the Expats

We live about 2 miles from a restaurant that expats like to do brunch, so every other Sunday or so we've gone. Today probably will be the last...let me explain.

We are the youngest by AT LEAST 20 years, one man looks to have 20 minutes left, but put a Bloody Mary in front of him and he's ok. What we realized was that the service wasn't that good, and neither was the company, so we will just find our own Sunday brunch spot.

The highlight was walking home on the beach, it was low tide and the air was lovely. PapaBEAR and I got to unpack the morning, and finally be alone. A little nap in the hammock, now maybe I'll go get naked and wake him up. Think he'll mind? Yeah, me neither! Photo shoot in the morning, will post a teaser. Thanks y'all, MUAH!

stillWAITING

Here it is the end of August, and our container of household goods has been here in South America for two months...but we still don't have possession! The "ransom" keeps piling up, but we don't seem to be getting anywhere. It took us 6 days just to sign some papers at the bank, NOTHING moves fast here in South America...

We do our best to be flexible, filling our days (when not doing paperwork) with beach, food and fucking. Have started a new video series, that I know y'all are gonna LOVE!

Really want to get our things, so I can decorate and get comfy in this great beach house, we have been "roughing " it for almost a month now! Every two weeks the "rental" on the container is $1000 and we are crossing into the point of not having anymore cash available to us. Got a loan from my mom, and some donations, but pretty soon we may have no choice but to abandon our stuff and start over. Expensive lesson...so if y'all can donate to the "help Sizzle get her stuff" campaign, please do! It's mucho importante!

In the meantime, I'll keep working on my tan, and being cute and sexy, thanks for being my super fans! Can't do this without you! MUAH!

beachLIFE

For being semi retired and living on the beach, we are super busy. Since we don't have a car, we have to take the bus everywhere, and that means even to the bank. In the super small fishing village we were living in, there were no ATMs, so to get spending money, we had to do a trip on the bus, which ended up taking all day. The spoiled brat in me was appalled, but the adventuresome hippee in me loved it. One can only lay in the hammock for so long.

But there were a couple weeks in late July where we were on the bus more than we were off. At one point we had to take an overnight trip 8 hours away, and that turned into two nights, then another 8 hour bus ride home. Saw some wonderful scenery and got some stuff done in order to get our container released, so it wasn't all bad.

Now we are moved into a new house, for a year ( if we get to stay-visa issues) and can get on a schedule again. This new schedule will include nude pictures on the beach and every square inch of this beach house! So, stay tuned, our South American adventure continues!