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Sunday, August 31, 2014

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Here's a picture of me in the hammock




Brunching with the Expats

We live about 2 miles from a restaurant that expats like to do brunch, so every other Sunday or so we've gone. Today probably will be the last...let me explain.

We are the youngest by AT LEAST 20 years, one man looks to have 20 minutes left, but put a Bloody Mary in front of him and he's ok. What we realized was that the service wasn't that good, and neither was the company, so we will just find our own Sunday brunch spot.

The highlight was walking home on the beach, it was low tide and the air was lovely. PapaBEAR and I got to unpack the morning, and finally be alone. A little nap in the hammock, now maybe I'll go get naked and wake him up. Think he'll mind? Yeah, me neither! Photo shoot in the morning, will post a teaser. Thanks y'all, MUAH!

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

stillWAITING

Here it is the end of August, and our container of household goods has been here in South America for two months...but we still don't have possession! The "ransom" keeps piling up, but we don't seem to be getting anywhere. It took us 6 days just to sign some papers at the bank, NOTHING moves fast here in South America...

We do our best to be flexible, filling our days (when not doing paperwork) with beach, food and fucking. Have started a new video series, that I know y'all are gonna LOVE!

Really want to get our things, so I can decorate and get comfy in this great beach house, we have been "roughing " it for almost a month now! Every two weeks the "rental" on the container is $1000 and we are crossing into the point of not having anymore cash available to us. Got a loan from my mom, and some donations, but pretty soon we may have no choice but to abandon our stuff and start over. Expensive lesson...so if y'all can donate to the "help Sizzle get her stuff" campaign, please do! It's mucho importante!

In the meantime, I'll keep working on my tan, and being cute and sexy, thanks for being my super fans! Can't do this without you! MUAH!


Sunday, August 3, 2014

beachLIFE

For being semi retired and living on the beach, we are super busy. Since we don't have a car, we have to take the bus everywhere, and that means even to the bank. In the super small fishing village we were living in, there were no ATMs, so to get spending money, we had to do a trip on the bus, which ended up taking all day. The spoiled brat in me was appalled, but the adventuresome hippee in me loved it. One can only lay in the hammock for so long.

But there were a couple weeks in late July where we were on the bus more than we were off. At one point we had to take an overnight trip 8 hours away, and that turned into two nights, then another 8 hour bus ride home. Saw some wonderful scenery and got some stuff done in order to get our container released, so it wasn't all bad.

Now we are moved into a new house, for a year ( if we get to stay-visa issues) and can get on a schedule again. This new schedule will include nude pictures on the beach and every square inch of this beach house! So, stay tuned, our South American adventure continues!


Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Help Save sizzle and her stuff!


Our best laid plans don't always go as we expected. We are firm believers that "if your dreams don't scare you, they're not big enough". We like to do BIG things and moving to South America was a big step. It's wonderful and we have found that we can pay all of our bills just as we expected but then we ran into a problem that threatens to sink us. Our container with ALL our worldly possessions is being held up in customs, it's racking up huge storage fees.The shipper from the States took advantage of our niavity and pretty much bamboozled us out of thousands of dollars, we will have to pay thousands more to get our stuff. It turns out it is a pretty standard occurrence for expats. We thought we might not even be able to get it but even if we abandoned all our goods, we'd still be charged thousands of dollars, so I might as well .have my shoes and costumes! All the presents y'all have sent over the years, some of my favorite things are in that container, won't you help me get my favorite things? papaBEAR and I have lost things before, we had a house fire a year after we were married, and realized stuff is just stuff, but here it's the principle, I want my stuff, and need help doing it. We sure appreciate all the love from fans over the years and think you in advance. MUAH! sizzle
Go here for more information. Any amount will help. THANKS!


Saturday, July 12, 2014

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Forgive me my sweets! I've been lazy! We have been living the good life in SouthAmerica since June 1st. Lots of sun bathing, lazy naps in the hammock,walks on the beach and fighting for Visas! Also this past week we have been wrestling with customs and whether or not we get our container released. It looks like there is hope, we've got a lawyer but it's going to be expensive! Keep buying my videos and photos, we need every nickle we can. It's going to be another $4000! Double what I planned! Hopefully we will get settled soon, and back to a schedule. Thanks to you all for being my biggest fans! Can't do this without you! MUah!